Thursday, June 19, 2008

An open letter to Benefiber

To whom it may concern,

I just want to point out that your packaging clearly states...

"Be creative with Benefiber. Try it in your coffee, juice, yogurt, whatever you desire. You won't even know it's there."


Benefiber DID NOT mix well in my mango margarita. I am not sure if it was the ice or alcohol that caused the Benefiber to become clumpy. I would appreciate it if you could do some research and get back to me about this issue.

Creatively regular,
Amy

16 comments:

Rachel said...

Amy,
I just snorted Miller Lite.
Dude. Holy Hell that was funny.

XOXO, Rachel

Honeybell said...

Oh. My. Goodness.

I'm snorting with Rachel.

LOL!!

krissy said...

Good Lord, I'm snorting with the rest of them. Although Miller Lite sounds way better then water.

I'm so darn happy you are regular though. Best of luck with your digestive system.

You crack me up!

Audubon Ron said...

I know what you mean, I put some in a glass of Merlot and it looked like the leftovers from a liposuction. I had to run it through cheese cloth, put it through a blender, boiled it for 45 minutes and then threw it out so he garbage man wouldn’t turn me in to the sheriff.

JLow said...

Damnit, I tried and tried to leave a witty comment with the words "alcohol" and "regular bowel movements" in the same sentence....

Sorry, I have failed you, again...

Irene said...

That is hilarious. Although, I would think, if you FIRST downed 2 or 3 or 4 mango margaritas, THEN added the benefiber to the subsequent margaritas, the taste of the benefiber would not be nearly as noticable. Worth a shot, right? LOL.

Seriously, did you try this? And, if so, did you finish the drink or toss it?

Steph said...

Too too funny.

And audubon ron: the leftovers from the liposuction! How appetizing...

Lisa said...

You are a flipping hoot!

Benefiber in a margarita???

May try some in my appletini tonight!!!

Kimmylyn said...

I hope you at finished the drink and did not punish the poor maragarita for false advertising.

LunaNik said...

"Creatively Regular"...

bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Stephanie said...

That is out of control funny.

OHmommy said...

LMAO.

That is all....

Amy said...

To those that are wondering....
Yes I actually put Benefiber in my Margarita. It seemed like a good idea at the time. When the Benefiber clumped up, it fished it out with a spoon, ate the Benefiber and drank my Margarita.

Waste not, Want not

lattemommy said...

Ok, I was laughing my ass off at first, and then I read your reply comment. Now I'm crying I'm laughing so hard! You actually did this! Love it!

Victoria said...

Ewww, but I see you are resourceful and saved both the fiber and the alcohol. =)

Amanda said...

This is awesome. I found myself giggling thinking about it hours later when a Benefiber commerical came on... :)